What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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