- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

yes... that's the joke

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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