What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Anti Joke

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