- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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