Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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my mind's eye?

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Dylan is gay

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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