What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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