- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Butt poop.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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