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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

drugs.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Butt poop.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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