A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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