What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Women.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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