Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A kid has no friends.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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