- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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