- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

42, that is all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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