A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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A young baby died.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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