Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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