yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Darude- Sandstorm

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

drugs.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

NEVER

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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