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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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