- Anti Joke

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.