Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

sweating like antoni with a girl

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

why do you care?

A russian gives away vodka.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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