its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Women.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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