- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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