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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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You see how lame this is?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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