Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Alex Gedrose.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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