what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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