What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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