Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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This is not a joke

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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penus

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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