- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

try slamming a revolving door

I'm sn otter

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Jerry.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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