Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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