- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I am a women

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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