- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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