Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Poop...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Justin

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Women drivers...

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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