- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

oooh look a banshee

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A Jew walks into Macy's

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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