- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

hot diggity dog

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

You will not press the like button.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??