What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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your mother

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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