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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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