Im black

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Black Friday

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womens rights

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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I grunt when I poop.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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