- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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