A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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This is not a joke

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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