- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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