Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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A man... walks.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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