What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A child walks into a classroom.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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