- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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