What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Womens rights !

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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