- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Sophie Cameron is Gay

You're welcome!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Guess what. Chicken butt.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

I am a women

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Womens' sports

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a woman votes!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Ask me if im a tree? No

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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