- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

A woman walks into a bar.

your mother

I killed someone on minecraft.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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