A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Muslim athletes.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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