Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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so... how about that airplane food

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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