- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Justin Bieber

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

falling didnt make the difference

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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