There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Dyslexics have more nuf!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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