- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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