'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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