- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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