- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Hey, Max!!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

I killed someone on minecraft.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

knock knock There's no door

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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