- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Hey, Max!!

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

knock knock There's no door

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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