What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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