Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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pee

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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