one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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OIO

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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