- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Health food.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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