Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

once upon a time, it snowed

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Basically copying you.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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