Knock Knock Yes?

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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